Desperate Housewives
Larry,
I learned late yesterday afternoon that a coworker of mine has purchased, with American dollars, a real-life mail-order bride. Most of us here thought that John was a little creepy and now our suspicions are confirmed. Fortunately for all of us, in 2-4 weeks, he will be someone else's problem.
Interestingly, he is bragging about his latest purchase. If it were me, I would tell no one. Also, I would create an elaborate cover story and ensure that she learned it word for word before I introduced her to any of my friends or acquaintances. He PUZZLES me.
This woman is from a country that ends in -stan but it's not Pakistan. It is a former Soviet bloc country. I am going to try very hard to secure a picture of this woman. I will keep you apprised of my progress.
Paul
4 comments:
How much did he pay?
I'm just ASKING...
I apologize for the tardy response. In fact, it was a misunderstanding on my part, she is not a whore so much as she is an exploitator.
Did he mention what the shipping and handling charges were.
Just out of curiosity.
Nope, nope, just a misunderstanding. He Coerced a lovely woman from the ukraine.
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